Nachojawn Jr. spends eight weeks of his summer at camp across the river in New Jersey. On Visiting Day, the camp offered us hot dogs, but I ducked into the dining hall to get the nachos I had heard so much about.

So, not much going on here. Cheese from a bag, chips from a bag, and salsa from a tub. I would have been surprised if they were anything else.

2.21/5 pickled jalapenos. Eat these after playing some father-son team handball.