If you’re hungry, it’s food. I got the “new!” spicy beefy nacho slider.

I do like the griddled tortilla. And they’re cheap. If you’re hungry, eat one. Or two. Seriously, they’re not bad.

El Jefe de Nachos returns to Nachojawn’s pages after his previous review of Bainbridge Street Barrel House. Joined by friend La Ragin’ Cajun, the pair hit up happy hour up by Drexel. I’ll give them the floor – and remember, all opinions that follow are those of the guest reviewers, and them only:

Did you know that the average sodium intake for a 25 year old person is 2100 mg? Imagine that times 2 and you have Landmark’s nachos. Pair that with a beer though, and you’ve got yourself a pretty good happy hour.

The perfect amount of cheese and jalapeños counterbalances the sour pico de gallo that’s piled on top, and if you add chicken it’s a solid 4 1/2 out of 5 on the pickled jalapeño chart.

Nachojawn Jr. headed out to Dave & Buster’s to celebrate his birthday a few weeks ago. After all the fun and games, we sat down to some burgers, pretzel dogs, chicken bites, soda towers, and these bad boys.

While Nachojawn has not endorsed a candidate for president, rest assured it will not be Donald Trump.

These bros aren’t Trump supporters either, but were caught feeding nachos to one another.

The reason? “They were amazing.”

And when interviewed, he texted his interviewer a picture of the nachos he was enjoying at the time. Nachos forever, Trump never.

From FON Señor Zubaz, straight out of La Ciudad Ventosa, come these Chicago Style Nachos.

Putting hot dogs on nachos – yay or nay?

Any other city-specific nachos out there? I know there’s a cheesesteak nacho at Citizens Bank Park, but do we have crab nachos on Maryland’s Eastern Shore? Elk nachos in Wyoming? Lobster nachos on Cape Cod?

Replacing the burger joint 500 Degrees is the fast casual  Snap Custom Pizza.

  
For $7.99 for a decent sized pizza you can pick one of their suggestions or go with your own combo of toppings.

  
I got the Mexique, which isn’t a nacho and didn’t really taste Mexican.

  
It was fresh and quick, and a perfectly serviceable lunch. But like with my nachos, I don’t think I like bbq sauce on my pizza. There’s a lot more options to work through, thankfully.

$20 for a helmet full of nachos? You suck, Yankees.

I’ve made a vow this year to try the cheesesteak nachos at Citizens Bank Park.