Pizzeria Uno – Oaks, PA

The Nachojawn family was lucky to get tickets to the Cirque de Soleil show Volta out in Oaks, PA. Our first dinner choice had a wait, so Mrs. Nachojawn made the fateful call to try Pizzeria Uno.


In her words, “As bad as these look, they taste worse.”

These were not very good. Poor melting, sub-optimal chili and general yuck.


The carrots on the plate were probably the best thing we ate.

1.24/5 pickled┬ájalape├▒os – eat pizza if you ever have to go to Pizzeria Uno.


Hot Tamales

In no way authentic Mexican foot, Hot Tamales serves cheap, pretty bland Mexican food to the office workers of Center City Philadelphia.


These are the $3.59 Supreme nachos. with beef, refried beans, tomatoes, and cheese from a three-gallon can.

I remember going to Hot Tamales 15 years ago. Somehow it survives and seems to draw a regular lunch crowd. I guess there is an unmet demand for Mexican lunch options.

1.88/5 pickled jalapenos – eat these but don’t expect much.

1805 JFK Boulevard