Nachojawn hails from near our nation’s capital, and Thanksgiving weekend was my high school reunion. Which one? I’ll leave that for you to decide. Was it a 5th? 50th? Is Nachojawn 100 years old, eating nachos since time immemorial?

Nah, not really. It was Richard Montgomery’s 20th reunion for the class of ’96, and after the official party was the after party at Uncle Julio’s.

This is what they call nachos. HARD PASS. Can’t even melt the cheese. Lazy f@*s.

1.45/5 pickled jalapenos – eat these after kicking it with the class of ’96.